How I Met Your Mother S07E19 – The Broath
The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on
moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to
sublet the apartment.
Barney texts Ted, after being absent for weeks, asking him to come to his apartment. Once Ted arrives, Barney asks him to take an oath on the Bro Code (a broath) promising that he won't tell the others that Quinn is a stripper, so they will keep an open mind when they meet her for the first time. However, Ted breaks "the broath" by telling the others that Quinn is a stripper.
Before going to Quinn's apartment, Ted tells them they he didn't "tell them anything". However, they notice that Quinn is controlling towards Barney. Robin and Ted both like Quinn's apartment Robin has been staying with Patrice, while Ted has been crashing at University Housing as the neighbor to three people who look just like Ted, Marshall and Lily when they were in college. Quinn tells them that she is moving out soon and is looking for someone to sublet it to. Later, Lily finds a ticket for a trip to Hawaii, which makes them think that Quinn is only with Barney for his money. Marshall only gives this relationship a week, however, Barney and Quinn announce that they are moving in together. This leads Ted and Robin fighting over who gets her apartment.
Thinking about Barney's best interests at heart, the guys arrange a "Quinn-tervention" for him. They tell him that he and Quinn are moving really fast, and they don't trust her, since she previously manipulated Barney. When Lily mentions the trip to Hawaii, Quinn shows up and tells them that she got that trip as a surprise for Barney. She appears confused about what is happening, and Barney tells her that he made Ted promise not to tell the others what she does for a living. However, Quinn gets angry that Barney lied about what she does. She breaks up with Barney and is about to leave, but when Barney tells her that she is exactly doing what the others think about her, she slaps him and leaves.
Ted asks Robin to let him have Quinn's apartment, after what happened between them (in No Pressure). She takes him aside, and tells him that the last few weeks have been hard on her as well. In a single day, her engagement fell apart, she lost her best friend (Ted), she lost her apartment, and now she might even lose her job; she has been distracted at work and her boss wants to see her on Friday. When Ted says that he didn't know this, she says that how would he know, since he has been avoiding her. She asks him if they can go back to normal, but Ted says he can't do normal.
The gang feels bad for what they did, and head over to Barney's apartment. He makes them take another broath that they won't meddle with his personal life, unless it's a matter of health, national security, or "he's [Barney] is about to get up on fatty." To seal the broath, Barney makes Lily and Robin, and Ted and Marshall kiss each other. Just then Quinn comes out of Barney's room. The gang seems confused, so Barney and Quinn tell them that they planned all this to mess with them. They also tell them, that they were joking about moving in at first, but now they are serious about it. She tells Robin and Ted that her apartment really is up for grabs, but they both pass.
Later, Robin meets up with Ted and tells her that she got promoted and is going to be a co-host with Sandy Rivers. The CEO of World Wide News liked her transmission on New Year's Eve (from Tailgate), and promoted her. She also tells him that she got a big raise and is getting an apartment, which means he can have Quinn's apartment. He thanks her and tells her that he can go back to normal. There is an awkward silence between them, and Robin leaves. Ted says that, he will see her soon, but Future Ted says that they didn't see each other for a long time, and he will get back to that.
Back at Barney's apartment, Quinn thanks Barney for being cool and not being jealous about what she does. However, he seems a little uncomfortable about it and asks her what would (hypothetically) make her stop stripping. She says that she would (hypothetically) stop stripping if she ever got married.
Throughout the episode, Marshall keeps telling weird sex stories about "a chick" he hooked up with, which embarrasses Lily, as she's the only girl he has been with. However, Marshall tells a story about a girl he went to second base with, while watching Peter Pan, but Lily says that it wasn't her. Marshall then remembers that it was with a girl in the 10th grade. He explains to Lily that he wasn't watching Peter Pan, but was playing Peter Pan, he got his growth spurt just when he got cast in the play and was too big for the flying harness. This resulted in the harness breaking and he fell on that girl. He says that the tissues in her bra saved him two broken wrists. He says that he wanted at least one story that wasn't with Lily and Lily is okay with this, even telling him to tell this story differently the next time; he stole his dad's car to go to a concert and he got to third base with that girl.
Before going to Quinn's apartment, Ted tells them they he didn't "tell them anything". However, they notice that Quinn is controlling towards Barney. Robin and Ted both like Quinn's apartment Robin has been staying with Patrice, while Ted has been crashing at University Housing as the neighbor to three people who look just like Ted, Marshall and Lily when they were in college. Quinn tells them that she is moving out soon and is looking for someone to sublet it to. Later, Lily finds a ticket for a trip to Hawaii, which makes them think that Quinn is only with Barney for his money. Marshall only gives this relationship a week, however, Barney and Quinn announce that they are moving in together. This leads Ted and Robin fighting over who gets her apartment.
Thinking about Barney's best interests at heart, the guys arrange a "Quinn-tervention" for him. They tell him that he and Quinn are moving really fast, and they don't trust her, since she previously manipulated Barney. When Lily mentions the trip to Hawaii, Quinn shows up and tells them that she got that trip as a surprise for Barney. She appears confused about what is happening, and Barney tells her that he made Ted promise not to tell the others what she does for a living. However, Quinn gets angry that Barney lied about what she does. She breaks up with Barney and is about to leave, but when Barney tells her that she is exactly doing what the others think about her, she slaps him and leaves.
Ted asks Robin to let him have Quinn's apartment, after what happened between them (in No Pressure). She takes him aside, and tells him that the last few weeks have been hard on her as well. In a single day, her engagement fell apart, she lost her best friend (Ted), she lost her apartment, and now she might even lose her job; she has been distracted at work and her boss wants to see her on Friday. When Ted says that he didn't know this, she says that how would he know, since he has been avoiding her. She asks him if they can go back to normal, but Ted says he can't do normal.
The gang feels bad for what they did, and head over to Barney's apartment. He makes them take another broath that they won't meddle with his personal life, unless it's a matter of health, national security, or "he's [Barney] is about to get up on fatty." To seal the broath, Barney makes Lily and Robin, and Ted and Marshall kiss each other. Just then Quinn comes out of Barney's room. The gang seems confused, so Barney and Quinn tell them that they planned all this to mess with them. They also tell them, that they were joking about moving in at first, but now they are serious about it. She tells Robin and Ted that her apartment really is up for grabs, but they both pass.
Later, Robin meets up with Ted and tells her that she got promoted and is going to be a co-host with Sandy Rivers. The CEO of World Wide News liked her transmission on New Year's Eve (from Tailgate), and promoted her. She also tells him that she got a big raise and is getting an apartment, which means he can have Quinn's apartment. He thanks her and tells her that he can go back to normal. There is an awkward silence between them, and Robin leaves. Ted says that, he will see her soon, but Future Ted says that they didn't see each other for a long time, and he will get back to that.
Back at Barney's apartment, Quinn thanks Barney for being cool and not being jealous about what she does. However, he seems a little uncomfortable about it and asks her what would (hypothetically) make her stop stripping. She says that she would (hypothetically) stop stripping if she ever got married.
Throughout the episode, Marshall keeps telling weird sex stories about "a chick" he hooked up with, which embarrasses Lily, as she's the only girl he has been with. However, Marshall tells a story about a girl he went to second base with, while watching Peter Pan, but Lily says that it wasn't her. Marshall then remembers that it was with a girl in the 10th grade. He explains to Lily that he wasn't watching Peter Pan, but was playing Peter Pan, he got his growth spurt just when he got cast in the play and was too big for the flying harness. This resulted in the harness breaking and he fell on that girl. He says that the tissues in her bra saved him two broken wrists. He says that he wanted at least one story that wasn't with Lily and Lily is okay with this, even telling him to tell this story differently the next time; he stole his dad's car to go to a concert and he got to third base with that girl.
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