How I Met Your Mother S05E01 – Definitions
The gang uncover Barney and Robin's recent romance and Lily forces them
to "define the relationship". Ted must decide what kind of professor he
is going to be.
Future Ted
explains how nervous he was his first day of teaching, when he was
trying to figure out what kind of teacher he would be; formal
disciplinarian or laid-back peer. Before his first class, Marshall gives Ted the gift of a worn leather fedora and whip, just like fictional college professor Indiana Jones ( later in the alley , Marshall is caught by the whip in the face). At which point they return to the apartment to find Robin and Barney making out on the couch.
That night, Ted has a dream about his first day. As he starts talking to his class,
a girl raises her hand. She asks him who he thinks he is. A second
student asks why he is teaching the class when he himself is a failure
at architecture. A third student asks why he doesn't have a hat and a
whip. Another student quickly asks why he isn't wearing any pants. Ted
wakes in a panic, only to find Barney rifling through his night-stand
for condoms.
At the actual first day of class, Ted starts writing, "Professor
Mosby" on the board, but forgets if the word "Professor" has one "F" or
two. This starts him off on a spiral of anxiety, alternating between
stern authority figure or laid-back buddy. The same girl depicted in his
dream raises her hand, but following Barney's advice, Ted is not taking
questions during the first class. She was attempting to tell him he was
in the wrong classroom.
Students start answering Ted's questions about architecture,
trying to dissuade him, but he only takes it as a challenge, and reworks
their answers into positives. The real teacher eventually shows up, and
humiliated, Ted runs across campus to his actual classroom. After being
so embarrassed, Ted doesn't have the energy to think about what kind of
teacher he'll be, and simply starts teaching.
Meanwhile, Barney and Robin have spent the summer sleeping
together, but without any discussion about their relationship ("the
Talk"). After the events of The Leap, Lily
is ecstatic to have another couple to double date with, but the two
quickly tell her they are not dating. They then lie to the gang all
summer while hooking up secretly. When the gang walks in on the two of
them making out on Ted's couch, Barney and Robin talk about how much
they hate talking about relationships and feelings. Later that night,
Marshall's law school buddy Brad asks Robin out on a date to a hockey game.
At the arena, Robin is enthusiastic about the game, but admits that she
feels weird going out with Brad, because she has feelings for Barney.
Brad tells Robin she needs to have "the Talk" with Barney, and suddenly,
they are put on the Jumbotron for a public kiss. Back at the apartment,
Ted tells Barney that Robin is already his girlfriend according to his "Gremlins"
rule. During a tuxedo-themed night at the bar, Barney explains you
cannot get a woman wet (let her shower in your house), expose her to
sunlight (date her before sunset), or feed her after midnight (breakfast
together), or she will turn into your girlfriend. Marshall laments
being left out of the occasion. Barney rushes to the arena and
interrupts the New York Rangers
"Kiss Cam" by ineffectually punching Brad in the face. After
apologizing, he and Robin are still unable to admit that they are
dating.
Back at the apartment, after another night of sex, Robin tries to leave the room, but the doorknob detaches. Lily is outside, having sabotaged the door, and is waiting for them to have "the Talk." Robin and Barney pass a few notes under the door with vague explanations, none of which satisfy her (punctuated by Marshall cracking the whip and yelling "Not good enough"). Lured by Marshall's ploy of fanning the smell of fresh breakfast in front of their door, eventually Robin and Barney decide to lie and say that they are dating, but their lie clearly has elements of sincerity. Lily lets them out, prompting Marshall to crack the whip and yell "Good enough!". Robin and Barney leave the apartment hand-in-hand to go to brunch. Ted tells Lily that they're lying to her, to which she responds that they don't realize they're not lying to each other.
Back at the apartment, after another night of sex, Robin tries to leave the room, but the doorknob detaches. Lily is outside, having sabotaged the door, and is waiting for them to have "the Talk." Robin and Barney pass a few notes under the door with vague explanations, none of which satisfy her (punctuated by Marshall cracking the whip and yelling "Not good enough"). Lured by Marshall's ploy of fanning the smell of fresh breakfast in front of their door, eventually Robin and Barney decide to lie and say that they are dating, but their lie clearly has elements of sincerity. Lily lets them out, prompting Marshall to crack the whip and yell "Good enough!". Robin and Barney leave the apartment hand-in-hand to go to brunch. Ted tells Lily that they're lying to her, to which she responds that they don't realize they're not lying to each other.
Later that night, after being left out of Tuxedo Night, Marshall shows up dressed to the nines at MacLaren's.
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